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Famous Reporter # 34
 

 

 

JACQUELINE TURNER

 

                 a canadian poem

 
a canadian poem would
mention hockey, even
if the players are on
strike
 
a canadian poem would
be excesssively polite,
even obsequious
 
a canadian poem would
wonder why you were
reading it, when there
are so many other
poems to read
 
a canadian poem would
be bilingual, mais ma
français, c’est
mauvaise
 
a canadian poem would
be emblazoned on a
backpack, as if to say
this is not an american
poem
 
a canadian poem would
try to keep the peace
 
a canadian poem would
take a long time to
apologize for Indian
residential schools,
Japanese internment
camps, Chinese head
tax
 
a canadian poem would
be quiet
 
a canadian poem would
incessantly discuss
Quebec sovereignty:
oui ou non
 
a canadian poem would
say no to joining the
war in Iraq
 
a canadian poem would
be multicultural
speaking at least 73
different languages
 
a canadian poem might
not notice the loss of
some 50 aboriginal
languages because the
only native speakers
are dying
 
a canadian poem might
mention elementary
school classes all taught
in shuswap
 
a canadian poem could
marry another canadian
poem even if that
poem was the same
gender
 
this is a canadian poem
 
a canadian poem would
be long like the
transcanada highway
 
a canadian poem would
be flat like the prairies
 
a canadian poem would
be huge like the
rockies
 
this is not a canadian
poem
 
a canadian poem would
challenge stereotypes
by saying canadian
poems don’t always
wear toques
 
a canadian poem would
fit in your pocket
 
a canadian poem is
impossible
 
a canadian poem would
wonder if people were
making fun of it behind
its back
 
you might think a
canadian poem would
end each line with, eh?
like that’s such a
canadian poem, eh?
but you’d be so wrong
 
the last line of a
canadian poem would
always be thank you,
thank you for noticing

 

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